napkins
Tuesday, Dec. 03, 2002 - 10:43 a.m.
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My boyfriend steals and hoards napkins. I'm not sure what made him start this never-ending cycle of napkin accumulation but this compulsion of his is here and doesn't appear to be leaving anytime soon as he has now resorted to swiping them from my parents. As we were getting ready to leave the "party" on Sunday I saw him digging around in his jacket pocket and I jokingly asked if he was stuffing food in there for the ride home...he informed me that he was simply checking to make sure he had his wallet. It wasn't until we were a few miles up the road on our way home that he whipped out a stack of large decorative paper napkins that had previously been on one of the buffet tables. I don't understand this thing of his because it isn�t even "good" napkins that he's obsessed with...it's the stupid paper/disposable ones. He even steals stacks of those crusty brown paper napkins from school! He also feels the need to take most, if not ALL of the Kleenexes when we're in a ch-ch. He'll stick his hand all the way down to the bottom of the box, pull out the contents, and then proceed to stuff them back into his jacket and/or pants pockets. I must get to the bottom of this and figure out a way to put a stop to it as it's getting to the point now where I KNOW people see him doing this and I don't wanna have to start explaining this to people...
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