Have you ever looked down at yourself and felt strange when you realized that you had a bag of frozen vegetables stuffed down the front of your shirt? Well I have - in fact, it just happened to me a few minutes ago and as I'm typing this, the bag of frozen mixed vegetables is STILL down the front of my shirt. You might be asking yourself, or even out loud, "WHY does she have a bag of frozen vegetables stuffed down the front of her shirt?" Well, even if you're NOT asking this question I'm going to answer it anyway. For some reason, completely outta nowhere, the left side of my chest (in the area just above my breast) suddenly began to itch like no itch I've ever experienced before. I proceeded to scratch the area as hard as I could off and on for about 10 minutes before the area became red, irritated, and warm to the touch. I thought some ice might cool things down or at least numb the area enough to make the itching stop. I was on my way to the freezer when I remembered that we don't have ice. You see, our freezer doesn't have a neat little shelf for ice cube trays and in lieu of trying to make and keep a level surface out of frozen pizzas, we just don't have ice. However, I DID find a bag of frozen mixed vegetables in there that Justin has had since before he knew me but that my friends is another story. What? How's my itchiness? How sweet of you to ask! I've now returned the frozen mixed vegetables to their arctic home and the itching is now so mild that I'm able to ignore it and go about my business. And what did we learn today boys and girls? That's right! If you don't have any ice, a bag of Justin's old frozen mixed vegetables will work just fine as a substitute...
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