fun with toilets
Friday, Feb. 21, 2003 - 5:43 p.m.
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Ok so we ALL know that my parents are fucking insane right? Well I spoke to my mother this morning because she called to apologize for not calling Justin to congratulate him on our engagement. Why she didn't just wait until later in the day to call so she could actually talk to him I'll never know. The second part of our conversation was MOST bizarre as she was all excited about what her and my dad have planned for the weekend. This weekend my parents are going to an OUTHOUSE RACE!!! For those of you that have the good fortune to not live in the Midwest let me explain what this is. Teams of four people construct an outhouse and put it on skis...then one person sits on the toilet while the other three team members push the whole thing down the track as fast as they can - if you come in first I think you win beer or something. Speaking of toilets...I recently opened a new package of toilet paper - a kind of toilet paper we've never bought before but did one time because it was on super sale. Anywhoozle, this is the greatest toilet paper ever! It's sooooo soft but not too soft and I love it... |