I�ve never had short hair so it�s possible that what I�m about to discuss won�t make any sense to those of you who have never had long hair. I think it�s obvious even to bald people that those of us with long hair have to work longer and harder in the shower to keep it properly cleaned and moisturized. However, what non-longhaired people might NOT realize is the excessive amount of hair loss that occurs during a typical shampooing and conditioning experience. I know what you shorthaired people are thinking, �don�t be a dumbass, EVERYBODY loses hair in the shower!� Yes, I realize this but it�s more noticeable (not to mention disgusting looking) when each strand is twelve inches or longer. I don�t like the idea of having to unclog my shower drain every other day so what I do (as do some other longhaired people I know) is remove the freed hairs that are tangled in my fingers and just �stick� them to the wall of the shower until I�m done with my shower. Then, when my shower is over, I simply place two fingers on the wall right in the center of this hair art and trace a few large circles which normally produces a hairball the size of a small poodle. Well, MOST of the time I do this � every once in awhile I forget and leave that awful mess behind for my husband to enjoy. Grossed out yet? No? Good because I haven�t even gotten to the nastiest part yet. The worst part about longhaired showering is that even though you try your hardest to keep all the loose hairs in one spot for easy disposal there is one area that likes to collect almost as much hair as you�ve stuck to the wall. You know what I�m talking about. I�m talking about the ass crack. If there is a poodle on the wall then one of her puppies must be in my ass. I don�t know how so much of it gets in there or how it hides so well but sometimes it can be so elusive that it goes completely unnoticed until the first post-shower toilet paper usage. Mmmmmm, nothing like pulling a gob of long, stringy, greasy hairs outta your ass crack to make ya feel sexy...
prev + next
|