tanga anyone?
Saturday, Sept. 20, 2003 - 9:01 p.m.
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I have to be honest with you, I don�t know what a tanga is but what I DO know is that, as of today, I own the exact one seen here: It is soooooooo unfuckingbelievably comfortable that you wouldn�t fucking believe it. I tried it on as soon as I got it (because hey, I�m a girl and that�s what girls do) and it literally, even though it�s made of lace, feels like a second skin. When I put it on I actually said, out loud, �oooh!� You�ll have NO idea how spectacular this garment really is until you put one on so you must order one today! You can find it here so order one NOW!
I realize that it might be a little on the expensive side for a single pair of daily-wear underwear so perhaps you�ll wanna wait until there�s some sorta sale or until the sweet deal that I got (buy the bra for $5 off and get the underwear FOR FREE) comes your way. I don�t care WHAT you do just so long as you have at least one of these in your collection and soon! And speaking of the bastards at Victoria�s Secret, they actually had the nerve to send me two more catalogues today � one in my mailbox and one inside the package with my new bra and matching tanga. Also in the package was a card that entitles me to a free tube of lipstick if I sit through one of their complimentary lip consultations � torturous as that sounds, I�m totally a �free stuff� whore so I�ll totally do it. Buy the tanga... |