you won't see this on the food network
Friday, Dec. 05, 2003 - 6:31 p.m.
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I won�t bore you with a lengthy history or go into any great detail so suffice it to say that my mother-in-law knows ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING ABOUT COOKING OR BAKING ANYTHING and by �ANYTHING� I DO mean ANYTHING. The other night my father-in-law wanted a grilled cheese sandwich. Neither one of them knew how to make one so they discussed, at length, the best way to go about it. The following is what they came up with: 1. Toast 4 slices of bread using the toaster. 2. Place said toast on a baking sheet 3. Put two slices of cheese on each piece of toast 4. Place in the oven 5. Set oven to �broil� 6. Check toast with too much cheese on it every .000012 seconds 7. Remove from oven 8. Turn theses 4 slices into 2 sandwiches 9. Eat 10. Wish you knew what the hell you were doing in the kitchen Oh the hilarity! Seriously, you can�t make this shit up...
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