The following entry will be comprised solely of things people I know (and a few that I don�t) have said�I�m not going to put up actual names because I�m not sure if some of these people want the world (and by �world� I mean the people who read cheese) to know that they said some of this stuff :-P * (because this person couldn�t spell �appetizer�) free apitizkshdfkshdifg if you get two dinners * Sleep is a disease which eats your brain and makes you wake up wondering why you were dancing with pancakes on the moon. * (in response to an undecorated apartment) i HATE not having pictures up of art, and the people I heart � HA, I�m a poet! * I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'. * (in reference to a pet turtle�s new filter) I got her a new one and it vibrates and the lil slut mounts the fucker and will stay there for hours * i am sick of computer fucking shit, whorebag ass hole shit face buttplug dogbiter * (in reference to the phone) how do you push "9"? * (in reference to Mardi Gras) I'm going, showing ALL of my boobs to EVERYONE and getting crazy-drunk for five days straight * (in reference to a newly regulated menstrual situation) "explosion" is little more than a failed 4th grade science volcano... * (in reference to Easter) happy weekend of eating chocolate and pretending that some dead guy on some wood loved you enough to stay up there * (a child pointing to himself and his brother) One of the two of these boys is evil * (in response to my suggestion of �belly dancer� as a Halloween costume) fat chance � fat meaning me and chance meaning no I know (and don�t know) some VERY funny people...
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