fuck new and improved
Saturday, Oct. 01, 2005 - 9:54 p.m.
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Why do people insist on fucking with my stuff?!? I was really looking forward to my beloved Martha getting out of prison so I could finally have new episodes to watch - too bad she fucked up! The show now has women screaming in the background though 85% of the show and she has stupid celebrities who don�t know anything about anything as guests for EVERY EPISODE. The very first episode had Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives and do you know what they did for first half of the show (that�s right, a FULL 30 MINUTES)? They folded T-shirts and made scrambled eggs! That was it! Fuck you, Martha Stewart, FUCK YOU!
And Pillsbury! Why, oh WHY did you have to fuck with my Toaster Strudels?!? I hadn�t bought any in awhile but spotted some on my last trip to the grocery store and decided to get some - this made me happy. Imagine the increased happiness when I read on the box �Now with 25% more icing!�- I nearly passed out from joy right there in the freezer section. HOWEVER, once I got them home I learned that 25% more icing really meant 25% more of some new crappy icing - sonofabitch! It�s thicker, more like a frosting, doesn�t spread as well, and isn�t nearly as sweet - WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Finally, the weather! My goodness! On Thursday (yes, as in 2 days ago) it was 40 degrees! Yes, 40! I wore my winter coat and took my mittens with me when we went out! Then, yesterday AND today it was in the mid-70s and sunny! Obviously I want it to stay sunny and warm for as long as possible - especially since we�re now into October already but this back and forth stuff is too much to take! Oh well, at least I don�t have the seasonal chore of putting away clothing for one time of year and taking out clothing for the next one - I need everything year-round!
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