ten dollars?
Thursday, Sept. 04, 2003 - 10:56 p.m.
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I'm not a greedy person (at least I don't think I am) but seriously, what the fuck is up with all these congratulatory wedding cards with only TEN freaking dollars inside that Justin and I keep getting in the mail?� Sure money is money and the $10 will be used but still, I'm a little insulted - you know, like a waitress getting a $0.01 tip. I mean, c'mon man - the thank you cards, postage, and time to write them is worth more than $10.
Justin had a brilliant idea about setting some sort of minimum - like, "you must give at least this much in order to receive a thank you card." As much as I'd LOVE to do that I can't be that rude so what I'm going to do is go out and get myself a box of discount thank you cards - like 50 of 'em for $2.99. What this means is that if you receive(d) a thank you card from me on a thick paper board with an Italian print of blue hydrangeas on the front, we approved of your gift. If you receive(d) any other type of thank you for your wedding gift it means we think you're a cheap bastard...
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