soy "milk" is NOT food
Sunday, Nov. 16, 2003 - 5:11 p.m.
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As you can see, that shirt says �soy milk?� � my question exactly. What the fuck IS that stuff anyway? Sure, it IS soy, I�ll give it that but it most certainly is NOT milk! Last time I checked milk was defined as �a fluid secreted by the mammary glands of females for the nourishment of their young� � when�s the last time YOU saw a bean nursing a smaller bean? And the flavors? WHY?!? I have nothing against stirring in a little chocolate syrup or something of the like for a flavored milk drink, but what�s with stuff like this? Seriously, the LAST thing I wanna be adding to my macaroni and cheeses or cereals is fucking vanilla flavored �milk� - what is WRONG with people? And dude, I�ve SEEN soy �milk� in person � could it be any MORE thick or disgusting? Soy �milk� makes whole milk look like skim! I can�t even begin to imagine how anyone is able to take that stuff down without either chewing or gagging on it. I realize that some people drink it because they �have to� but if these same people who preach things like, �if you saw how that steak got to your table you�d never eat meat again!� saw how fucking soy �milk� was made, trust me, they�d immediately start trying to hork up all of the soy �milk� they�d ever had in their entire life and would never go near the stuff again. I saw a special once on the Discovery Channel (or one of those types of channels) a few months ago and I LITTERALLY gagged while watching it. I actually had to change the channel which, to me, says a lot because I�m notorious for doing things like eating while watching real-life hospital type programs on the Learning Channel. I�d love to tell you all about it but I�m not in the mood to make myself ill and risk throwing up all over my keyboard. What does soy �milk� taste like you ask? Well, according to this article it �has a distinctive, nutty, boiled vegetable flavor�� � mmmmmm! Now doesn�t THAT sound fucking tasty! If you read that whole article I�m sure you also noticed that soy �milk� costs literally twice as much as real milk � why would you wanna pay double the price for a nasty liquid with a �distinctive, nutty, boiled vegetable flavor�?!??!?!? I guess if you wanted to save money you could always make your own soy �milk� - hell, maybe you could even PROFIT from this swill by selling it to the other little freaks that drink it! Yeah, I�ll drink soy �milk� � just as soon as beans grow nipples and lactate... |