mmmmmm, tasty
Friday, Feb. 06, 2004 - 9:46 p.m.
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Today was one of those days where I was lucky enough to stumble upon some amusing websites - fortunately for you I�m willing to share them� This first one is OBVIOUSLY owned and operated by a man/men � I don�t know the name of the person(s) responsible for this website but surely there are penis owners involved. I found the section titled How To Practice Swallowing Cum particularly amusing. Who DOES that? I don�t mean the swallowing of semen, I mean going through the trouble to �hollow out a cucumber and slide the loaded baster or syringe inside it� � seriously, who is doing this?!? Another highlight on the site was this little gem - make sure you have your speakers cranked up! In other, more depressing news, check out the saddest website ever. Seriously, the kid�s only 11 and he already reeks of desperation at levels only single men in their 50s who still live with their mothers should be in. If you should be feeling down what with the rapid approach of the next calendar holiday and all, just look at that kid and you�re guaranteed to feel better about yourself. Even if you�re spending the holiday alone, at least you�re not that kid. And speaking of the next calendar holiday, because I am a girl I have ALWAYS wanted a pair of these - just in case the husband happens to be reading this ;-) But seriously, all I really need is one of these... |