science is fun!
Sunday, Apr. 18, 2004 - 6:07 a.m.
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Yesterday I got THE funniest thing in the mail from my best friend. Those of you who read cheese and/or know me personally need no explanation as to why she selected the following item (those of you who don't are on your own): HA! That�s right, she sent me the ability to GROW NEW PARENTS - again, HA! I realize that the picture isn�t so clear (it�s the only one I could find on the interweb) but when I tried to take my own picture it came out just as unclear. It is for this reason that I will now type out all the text from the packaging :-) *Top left above the red bar says, �Proven to get your real parents on track � let them know who is really in charge." 1. No more curfew. There�s a �caution� box on the right hand side just below a little cartoon �mother� character that says, �Caution! Having new parents means no more food or money so use caution when deciding whether or not to grow them.� Just below the aforementioned �caution� box are the instructions for growing new parents: *Place your new parents in room temperature water. That�s right, this means that I can grow and re-grow these things as many times as I want! Bwahahaha! The packaging also says that �They Grow 6X�s� which means they�re gonna get big. The last bit is another �warning� reiterating the fact that they will shrink as they dry. This is gonna be so much fun � thanks glamslam!!! And yes, I'll be sure to take a picture of my new parents to share with you all... P.S. Just in case you missed the change I made yesterday - I�ve added a new feature �cleverly� titled cheeselinks which will afford you the opportunity to read |