what NOT to say
Monday, May. 03, 2004 - 10:09 a.m.
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The following is a list of some, not all, of the inappropriate things my husband has said to me during intimate moments (and by �intimate moments� I do mean sexual situations): 1. �Can you take some pork out of the freezer for later?� 2. �So when does Colonial House start?� 3. �Whew! (referring to his armpit) I stink!� 4. �What do you mean you�ve never had arugula?� (this was because I had casually mentioned - well BEFORE THE SEX - that I wasn�t sure if I�d ever had BABY arugula) 5. �What ever happened to Kristy McNichol ?� Oh and let�s not forget that my husband has actually answered the phone and spoken with people DURING SEX! And yet, despite all this, I�m very excited that he�ll be back from Portland in approximately 30 hours (not that I'm counting) so I can have my way with him... |