everybody sweats
Monday, Jul. 19, 2004 - 11:06 p.m.
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In the winter I bitch about how cold it is and in the summer I bitch about how hot it is. In the winter I�m faced with temperatures of -50 and colder and in the summer I�m faced with humidity so thick and sticky that it�s actually visible to the to naked human eye - today is no exception. It�s so miserable that EVERYONE is sweating - even things like my toilet, my soy sauce, and my hard cider have taken to showing signs of unmistakable moisture. The reality is that I live on the largest body of fresh water in the world and I believe it is the force behind this awful humidity - although the entire state is pretty muggy most of the summer. In fact, this one time, at band camp (no, really, I DID go to band camp - once) my friend and roommate exclaimed to me, in all seriousness, �it�s so hot my DEODORANT is sweating!� Band camp was a decade ago but I swear to you that every single summer I am reminded of her saying this to me and it STILL makes me laugh. I�m still hot and miserable but at least I�m laughing and that helps...a little... |